Politics

TRADE Unions are to press ahead with pension strikes because the strikes are not about pensions and never have been, it was confirmed last night.

VINCE Cable's failure to pay income tax on time would have destroyed any credibility he still had, it has been confirmed.

A RECORD number of Tory MPs last night said the Lib Dems are a bunch of homos.

DEFENCE secretary Liam Fox has distanced himself from controversial associate Adam Werrity by dis-inviting him to his upcoming birthday party at Nando's in Chiswick, it has emerged.

AS defence secretary Liam Fox faced fresh accusations of helping a friend's business interests, the Sun has demanded to know if he does gay sex.

LIAM Fox has apologised for putting his best friend in charge of the Royal Air Force.

DAVID Cameron was mired in controversy today after he accidentally forgot to tell you that you are brilliant.

THERESA May has demanded the Home Office be set free to do its vital work unhindered by reality.

GEORGE Osborne unveiled a series of steps to avoid a further credit crunch from a set of notes with 'chinny reckon' written on them.

THE Conservatives will spend the next three days trying desperately to portray themselves as ordinary humans.