Austin Powers and other classic movies I'm digitally adding myself to, by Taylor Swift

1st September 2022

THE patriarchy in Hollywood has denied me the chance to be a movie star, even though Cats wasn’t my fault. So I’m cutting out the middleman and putting myself in these:

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Mash Blind Date: Liz Truss and the British public, who've never met her and have no idea what she's like

31st August 2022

IN five days, Liz Truss will become prime minister even though the country has no idea who she is. They’re meeting for the first time over tapas: