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Greengrass from Heartbeat and other iconic roles I'd love to play, by The Rock

By Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, serious actor, not like Vin Diesel

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Wayne Rooney, and five other people it wouldn't surprise you to learn were pissed throughout

WAYNE Rooney has admitted drinking throughout his Manchester United career, explaining a great deal. Perhaps these other luminaries were smashed the whole time:

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