Hash f**king browns and baked beans in pots: The gammon food critic on the demise of the full English breakfast

21st March 2024

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who thinks it’s double standards for women to want time off work for their periods when men don’t get it for their nose hair.

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Man thinks 'period costume' refers to girlfriend’s lounge-wear

20th March 2024

A MAN believes the phrase ‘period costume’ refers to the cosy lounge-wear worn by his girlfriend, it has emerged.