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How to talk dirty when the very thought makes you want to crawl in the wardrobe and die

DIRTY talk is hot, except when you try it. Then the only hot part is your flushed, ashamed face as you pray for an embarrassment-induced stroke. 

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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