The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Blair bumsucking Qatar and poor victimised racists

2nd December 2022

WAKING with a start in unfamiliar surroundings, I realise that I am actually in my own bed. A wheelbarrow at the bedside affords some clue as to how I was transported here.

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'Took Starmer down a peg yesterday,' I tell my wife. 'Oh my God. He is proud of that. What is wrong with you?'

1st December 2022

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s prime minister