How to tell if your girlfriend has climaxed without troubling to ask, with the Mash sex columnist

WOMEN are proud, shy creatures, who keep their metaphorical cards close to their heaving chests. Has she come? Or not? Might you be offended if you ask? 

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Your astrological week ahead for March 28th, with Psychic Bob

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