'If it wasn't for my drunken groping you'd be chancellor at best,' says Pincher. He has, I concede, a point

6th July 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most morally flexible prime minister

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Proper British lager and full English breakfasts: the gammon food critic's Spanish holiday

5th July 2023

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who wouldn’t fancy being in the dressing room when these woman ‘footballers’ find out they all have to wear the same outfit