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Mash Blind Date: 'I told her I was six foot two. I'm five foot two. Hope she isn't prejudiced'

SHORT king Oliver O’Connor, aged 29, neglected to mention his regal lack of stature to date Grace Wood-Morris, aged 32. Will she notice? 

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