The Archbishop of Canterbury on… being glad James Corden's career in not-Britain is going well

7th November 2025

WAKING with a hangover so dehydrating I am forced to drink an entire fish tank of water, including the fish containing vital fluids, I reflect upon the events of the week.

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You could stick a banger up a cat's arse in my day: The gammon food critic's bonfire party

6th November 2025

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who reckons those women Andrew shagged were pretty fit, actually.