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My top hacks for cheating fruit machines, by Adele

BEGINNING her residency in the gambling capital of the USA, Adele explains why she only took the gig to make bank in the arcades: 

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Gaudy decor and tiny f**king portions: the gammon food critic takes on tapas

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who voted UKIP six elections in a row

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