No wonder people die in here eating this shite: The gammon food critic's hospital experience

15th January 2026

Reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic, who is convinced everyone on The Traitors is shagging like they do on Strictly.

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Mash Blind Date: 'I just don’t think it's normal to bring your mother on a date.' 'Be quiet and mind your manners'

12th January 2026

UNSURE in love, 28-year-old Sophie Rodriguez has brought her mother on her date with Joshua Hudson, aged 32, to offer a second opinion. Can he charm them both?