Your astrological week ahead for January 10th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… is it okay to watch a f**king tedious Brigitte Bardot movie?

WAKING with a hangover so intense my personal physician advises me not to defecate temporarily as there is a danger of my vital organs being emitted in liquid form, I reflect on another tumultuous week. 

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