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Oh, Elon. Pro-Trump, pro-riots – drop the electric car nonsense and you're the billionaire of every woman's dreams

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who threw a table through Shoe Zone’s window in spirit

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How do you rate in your girlfriend's shag league table?

YOUR girlfriend kindly pretends you are good in bed, but where do you really stand in her league table of lust? Find out: 

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