The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Gwyneth Paltrow's health bollocks

24th March 2023

WAKING in a puddle of my own regurgitation lapping gently against my nostrils in the high breeze, I am approached by an enigmatic stranger.

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How to pull in any branch of Wetherspoons, by Rupert Murdoch

23rd March 2023

BILLIONAIRE media magnate Rupert Murdoch is marrying again aged 92, due to these seduction techniques guaranteed to work in any branch of JD Wetherspoons: