The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Taylor Swift: easier to wank over than the Chemical Brothers

18th October 2024

WAKING up with a perfectly clear head, I take a light breakfast, attend to my correspondence and then take morning worship, addressing the theme of the Impiety in the Modern Age without a single use of the word ‘fuck’.

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How to be the coolest motherf**king octogenarian in any garden centre. By Al Pacino

17th October 2024

WANNA know how to walk into any garden centre from Minshull’s in Crewe to Coopers of Bishop Stortford and f**king own the goddam place? Learn from a Hollywood legend like me.