The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that utter cock Michael Gove

26th August 2022

WAKING in the crypt, I recall beginning morning service by performing a magnanimous ecumenical gesture. Taking wine at the altar, I felt the Lord urging me to crack an 1881 Châteauneuf-du-Pape.

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Five accents that are a piece of piss for a proper actor, by Sean Bean

25th August 2022

NAH then. Proud Sheffield native and Blades fan Sean Bean here. Sometimes acting means doing a non-Yorkshire accent. I can do these five in my fucking sleep: