The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Wes Streeting, yeah that should fix the f**king problem

14th November 2025

WAKING with a hangover so searing the negative psychic energy causes my pet hamster Judas to expire, I reflect on another momentous week in ecclesiastical affairs.

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Sorry for being lying, state-owned fifth-column gay Hampstead Marxists: my draft apology for the BBC

13th November 2025

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who is opening an asylum hotel for bigots