The Archbishop of Canterbury on… why Julia Hartley-Brewer's global warming bollocks can f**k right off

28th October 2022

WAKING up I am dimly aware of a liquid sensation in my left ear. As I come to, I realise a cat is in the middle of a bowel movement, excreting directly into my ear canal. Ah, yes. I attended a drinks reception at Downing Street last night and must have fallen asleep in Larry’s litter tray.

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A confused Millennial tries to… play 1980s home computer games

27th October 2022

I THOUGHT only my generation had computer games, in the same way my parents didn’t have streaming or the internet, just wooden spinning tops to entertain them during the war.