This may be my last missive from the United Kingdom of Hamas

26th October 2023

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who believes Sadiq Khan wants to set up ULEZ death camps

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A white home counties roadman has his phone confiscated

25th October 2023

FOURTEEN-year-old Active J, known in his detached home as Joshua Hudson, explains why he unjustly had his brand new iPhone confiscated in violation of his right to Snap.