Transcript of White House press conference on why Keir Starmer is a beta cuck, 5-3-26

5th March 2026

LEAVITT: Let me say England should remember who came to its aid in 1939 when Hitler invaded you, okay? Fighting them on the beaches alongside Churchill? US troops.

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How to do it like in the movies, with the Mash sex columnist

2nd March 2026

AS you sit awkwardly through another gorgeously-lit sex scene with a partner you haven’t touched in months, don’t you wish you could have sex like they do in the movies?