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Why this summer proves, once and for all, that climate change is a hoax

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who will see Count Binface hanged

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Semisexual, lesbiandroid and other sexual identities you must memorise, with the Mash sex columnist

DOWN with the 2SLGBTQIA+ revolution? You f**king bigot. How are you keeping yourself so ignorant that you’ve missed the new sexual identities? 

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