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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… is whining pathetically about woke the new punk? No

WAKING up with a hangover that causes traffic lights to malfunction throughout Westminster with its electromagnetic intensity, I reflect on a new ecclesiastical initiative I trialled this week. 

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