Your astrological week ahead for August 2nd, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… how long till the next Tommy Robinson Crowdfunder?

WAKING with a hangover so monstrous I must clench my buttocks to prevent myself excreting my liver until the moment of crisis passes, I reflect with no little irritation upon a new appointment.

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