Your astrological week ahead for December 13th, with Psychic Bob

13th December 2025

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… all aboard Desperate Patriotic Bollocks Railways

12th December 2025

WAKING with a hangover so searing I have to call the fire brigade and have them direct a hose at full blast directly into my mouth for ten minutes in order to rehydrate, I reflect on the past week.