Your astrological week ahead for January 17th, with Psychic Bob

17th January 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… staunchly defending the right to kick people's heads in

16th January 2026

WAKING up with a hangover so intense its radioactive energy causes the authorities to seal off the Lambeth area with soldiers in hazmat suits, I reflect upon another tumultuous week.