Your astrological week ahead for March 1st, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Tate, very much Trump's kind of evil twat

WAKING up with a hangover almost, if not quite, the size of Rotterdam, I vomit in an elegant plume and reflect on my contribution to the betterment of mankind this week. 

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