Your astrological week ahead for March 24th, with Psychic Bob

23rd March 2024

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… end this f**king James Bond shit now

22nd March 2024

WAKING up in a bathtub full of empty vodka bottles, breaking wind wetly and relieving a mysterious thirst I have acquired by wrapping my mouth around the cold tap turned to full, I reflect on yesterday’s ecclesiastical events.