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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Tony cocking Blair's refusal to be flushed away

WAKING in a gutter in Lambeth with a hangover that is causing my head to rotate like an owl’s, I realise I have no memory of who I am; it seems the brain cells containing that vital information have been urinated away. 

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