Your astrological week ahead for October 19th, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Taylor Swift: easier to wank over than the Chemical Brothers

WAKING up with a perfectly clear head, I take a light breakfast, attend to my correspondence and then take morning worship, addressing the theme of the Impiety in the Modern Age without a single use of the word ‘fuck’.

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