Your astrological week ahead for September 6th, with Psychic Bob

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... mad old racist Uncle Tony

WAKING with a headache screaming like a guitar solo by the late Jimi Hendrix, I proudly reflect on my efforts to put on a concert in which Noel and Liam Gallagher join me to perform acoustic versions of religious songs such as Kumbaya, My Lord. 

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