Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

3rd July 2022

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Prince pissing Charles

1st July 2022

WAKING in an alley behind a kebab shop, robes covered in vomited meat, head pounding like Dutch gabba techno, I make a note not to join a sherry soiree with Aled Jones on an empty stomach.