Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that fat-shaming fuckwit Sir Cliff Richard

WAKING in a stupor, struggling to recall what room I am in (my own) and who I am (the Archbishop of Canterbury), I recall last night’s reception at the National Portrait Gallery. 

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