15 things not to say during tonight's final

TODAY’S Euro 2022 final between England and Germany is a historic occasion which the country is obligated to watch. So avoid saying these things:

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Women strangely reluctant to stick flares up their arse for final

THE women of England are exhibiting a bizarre reluctance to stick flares up their arse ahead of the World Cup final, it has emerged.

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