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All sport moved to desert

EVERY major sporting event will now take place under the blazing desert sun, it has been confirmed.

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Dodgy bastard who sold garage to Myleene Klass goes into hiding

THE shady figure who sold Myleene Klass a Catford garage for £2 million is refusing to discuss the deal.

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