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Anfield Reign Was Elaborate Hoax, Reveals Benitez

RAFAEL Benitez has admitted that his six years in charge of Liverpool was an elaborate, David Copperfield-style illusion.

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Government Scraps Plan To Get Last 9m Cretins Online

EFFORTS to get Britain’s stupidest people online by 2011 have been suspended after free modems were boiled or used as hats.

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