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Britain!

EVERYONE who is not British must be filled to the brim with self-loathing, it was confirmed last night.

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Tyneside Council Opens £5m Cock Park

TYNEMOUTH council last night unveiled a new £5m park in its bid to become the European capital of giant, cock-based graffiti. 

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