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Chelsea 'slathered in mayonnaise'

BRENDAN Rodgers has accused Rafael Benitez of coating his players in garlic mayonnaise. 

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Hot tub owners pretending it's not a nasty sex pond

MOST hot tub owners are putting up a thin veneer of respectability.

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