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Drogba Bitten By Large-Breasted Mosquito

DIDIER Drogba has contracted malaria after a one night stand with a former mosquito glamour model.

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BNP Actually A Wild Animal Charity

THE British National Party was founded as a charity to help nurse poorly hedgehogs back to health, lawyers studying the party’s constitution have found.

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