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England: did they lose to Japan because they're too into anime?

ENGLAND lost against Japan yesterday, so there must be a hidden reason. Was it because their internet-addled players are obsessed with anime? 

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Man has very wholesome wank over Princess of Wales

A MAN has engaged in a thoroughly virtuous masturbatory session over the Princess of Wales. 

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