England Primitive, Say Potato Gangsters

ENGLAND’S 2018 World Cup bid is ‘primitive’ according to the land of potato gangsters where nothing works.

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Immigration Laws Fuelling Rise In Insane Brain Surgeons

MORE than half the foreign surgeons allowed into the UK are insane and intent on undertaking crazy brain-swapping experiments, it has emerged.

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