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Ferguson Calls R-Word A C-Word

SIR Alex Ferguson has avoided fresh charges from the FA by euphemistically abusing the referee using figures of speech and a hand puppet.

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Census To Be Very Dirty

THE 2011 census will be ever so mucky, ministers pledged last night.

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