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Ferguson To Write Offensive Letters To Referees

SIR Alex Ferguson has been handed a four-match touchline ban, forcing him to abuse referees by post.

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Ugliness Becomes Source Of National Pride

GORDON Brown has encouraged Britain to become even more physically revolting after a study showed the UK leads the world in gap-toothed, cock-eyed repugnance.

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