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If City win let's just call the season there, football fans agree

FANS of Premier League clubs have agreed that if Manchester City win today’s match against Liverpool they may as well just call the whole season for them.

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'Chance of a shag' vs 'I hope he's romantic': First date aspirations by gender

GOING on a first date? Here’s what you’ll be hoping to get out of it depending on your sex.

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