John Terry Had Sex With An Octopus

JOHN Terry's future as England captain was on a knife-edge last night after it emerged he had sex with a 12-foot octopus.

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Our Children Can't Hold Their Booze, Admit Northerners

PARENTS in the North say they are 'deeply shamed' after new figures revealed their children are lightweights, unable to handle a proper session.

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