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Kate celebrates becoming patron of English rugby by shitting in pint glass

THE Duchess of Cambridge has celebrated becoming patron of English rugby by sinking 12 pints, climbing on the bar and dumping into a pint glass. 

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Keir Starmer strangled Geronimo the alpaca, and other lies Boris can say at PMQs

YOU can say what you want in Parliament and they can’t touch you for it, as Boris Johnson proved when calling Labour’s front bench drug addicts. Today’s lies are: 

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