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Kids allowed to get shitfaced for Mexico match

THE government has announced that children will be able to stay up late and get pissed for the England-Mexico match.

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'Imagine how many songs I could get out of calling this off at the last minute'

TAYLOR Swift is contemplating just how many hit songs would come from cancelling her wedding just before it happened.

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