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Man Offers Hand Job For Grimsby-Port Vale Ticket

A STOKE man last night defended his offer of vigorous masturbation in exchange for tickets to see Grimsby versus Port Vale.

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Church Of Scientology Guilty Of Acting Like A Church

A FRENCH court's decision to fine the Church of Scientology for making outrageous promises based on absolutely nothing last night sent shockwaves of fear through the world's major religions.

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