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Nobody is more excited for the football goal contest than I, come on you Home Nations, by Sir Keir Starmer

By Sir Keir Starmer, prime minister and fan of the Arsenals

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What tabloids were like in the 80s: an embarrassed dad explains

MY teenage son has asked if red-top newspapers really behaved like that in the 1980s when I was a boy delivering them. He’s not going to f**king believe this: 

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