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Olympic Village rife with regimented, goal-based sex

ATHLETES in Paris’s Olympic village are spending their evenings engaged in sexual congress which they see as a physical endurance challenge. 

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Pointlessness of Brexit exposed by tethered bottle cap

THE futility of Britain’s decision to leave the EU has been exposed by a little tethered bottle cap you get annoyed about on a daily basis.

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